I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.
The Treacherous Princess of the Night.
i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious
Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.
The Savage Warlock of the Seas
The Dark Ghost of the Forest
the treacherous dragon of the east
THE RED GUARDIAN OF THE SEAS
I SOUND LIKE A SEXY GAY PIRATE
Vengeful Beast of the East
the white dragon of the night
i am a badass,
The dark spirit of the seas and forest (hell yeeaaah)
The Dark Guardian of the Forest
treacherous pirate of the shadows
the red ciclops of the forest
Los Charros del Kombate Mortal, Bajo Cero y El Escorpión!
“I sing my life. It’s like I’m having group therapy 350 days a year, and the people who come to the show get that, and they’re there for that - whether it’s to be lifted up, or to be lifted out, or just entertained or inspired, or to feel not so alone.”Happy Birthday, Alecia Moore! (Born September 8, 1979)
Let me introduce the almost forgotten but always handsome CAPTAIN CARROT - The Hopping Hunk!
He does it all, kids, he’ll save the day, blow a sticky load on your face AND please your parents by stressing the importance of eating vegetables!